By
LINDA SWIFT / Special Contributor to The Dallas
Morning News
GAINESVILLE, Texas – Camera? Check. Directions?
Check. Antacids? Check.
I'm setting out on a quest that will
take me across state lines into what many Texans
consider enemy territory: the land of the Sooners.
Claims to supremacy have been made on both sides of
the Red River, but this rivalry isn't about football.
This contest involves boiling oil. I'm searching for
the ultimate fried pie.
I'm impartial, having lived in both
states. And I have a thoroughly cleansed palate,
having not eaten a fried pie in about 30 years.
My previous fried-pie experiences
took place in fast-food joints, where greasy,
sugar-coated triangles sat under heat lamps until
ordered. The doughy interior usually contained a few
shards of unrecognizable fruit in a slimy sauce.
So my expectations are not
particularly high as I head north on Interstate 35.
First stop is the courthouse square
in Gainesville, one of those restored downtown areas
with bricked streets, historic buildings, galleries
and interesting shops.
Fried Pie Co. & Restaurant
occupies a building erected in 1890 as a service
station, which later became an auto dealership. Now,
the old car showroom, with its large windows, is a
dining area that offers a nice view of the old, domed
courthouse on the opposite corner.
The place has a funky, eclectic
decor, with worn wooden tables, bookshelves and an
incongruously large chandelier. Tin ceilings amplify
the good-natured clamor. Locals gather here to swap
stories, catch up on courthouse doings and eat fried
pies.
Owner
Jo Clark says she learned the art of fried-pie making
from her grandmother and later began making them for
friends. Finally someone suggested she start selling
her specialty to convenience stores and restaurants.
"So that's what I did,"
she recalls. "Then it just got out of hand. I
couldn't do enough of them at home, so I had to find a
building."
That was 26 years ago. Now the only
place to find Clark's famous fried pies is here.
The menu offers a variety of
breakfast and lunch dishes, as well as a dozen flavors
of fruit and cream fried pies. Clark says her biggest
seller, by about 3-to-1, is apricot. But if she were
to name an undiscovered gem, it would be pineapple. At
one time, she tried to take pineapple fried pies off
the menu, but it created such an uproar among a small
group of die-hard fans that she brought them back.
Customer demand is also why the
restaurant recently added three sugar-free varieties
to the fried-pie lineup. I order the sugar-free
cherry, which arrives warm, on a small, oval plate.
It's a little work of art in golden-brown crust, with
a decorative edge that resembles twisted rope. The
filling that pours forth when I cut into it is full of
cherries and pleasingly tart.
The coconut fried pie is dusted with
powdered sugar. The crust is delicate and flaky, and
the filling has more shredded coconut than you'll find
in a conventional piece of coconut pie.
This is definitely a cut above fast
food and, not surprisingly, the process isn't fast.
Pies are hand-rolled, one at a time, before they're
lowered into the deep fryer. The restaurant's homemade
approach applies to the fillings as well. Apricot,
apple and
peach fillings are made from scratch.
After my tour of Clark's bustling
but tidy kitchen, I'm back on the road, headed to
Davis, Okla., where tourists flock to Turner Falls,
Arbuckle Wilderness and the Fried Pie Shoppe.
Like the cafe in Gainesville, this
restaurant has a nostalgic appeal, but it evokes a
different era. The rustic rock building with Sinclair
gas pumps out front is reminiscent of Route 66 in its
heyday. Nearby, a '50s-style motel and RV park
complete the picture.
Inside, customers queue up to order
and watch as pies are hand-prepared and deep-fried in
an open kitchen. The pies are delivered in paper
wrappers; utensils are considered bad form. The lineup
includes tempting flavors such as blackberry, lemon
and pecan, but I'm eager to try their famous meat
pies.
My order comes with a caution that
the pies are hot, and steam rises when I bite into the
Tex-Mex. The near-molten mixture of beef, refried
beans and cheddar, laced with chunks of jalapeño,
makes me glad I grabbed a handful of napkins. I lose
myself in the moment. Right now, I don't care how many
calories this thing has. It's that good.
Next is the chicken and vegetable
pie. The light, crisp crust encases big chunks of lean
chicken in a cream sauce with carrots, potatoes, peas,
celery and onion, all liberally sprinkled with
coarse-ground pepper.
Even though I've had plenty to eat,
I order an apricot fried pie, strictly in the
interests of journalistic due diligence. The
buttermilk pastry has pretty, fluted edges, and inside
are big, tangy chunks of fruit. I realize that part of
the reason fried pies taste so good is that there's no
soggy bottom crust, as there is with conventional
pies.
Owner Nancy Fulton, who says she
started out with a rolling pin and a Fry Daddy, has
built a high-volume business, shipping her dry dough
mix and fillings to other fried-pie outlets in the
region. In fact, the newest addition to the Fried Pie
Shoppe family just opened in Bridgeport.
She continues to use the
tried-and-true method of hand-making each fried pie.
"I tried all types of automation, and that
doesn't work," she says.
As with Clark in Gainesville, the
fried-pie tradition in Fulton's family came from her
grandmother, who worked on a ranch in the late 1800s
and cooked up pies for the
cowboys.
"They carried them out in syrup
buckets and worked cattle and shot rattlesnakes,"
she says.
It would take a more discerning
palate than mine to choose a winner between the fried
pies in Gainesville and the ones in Davis. You can't
go wrong with apricot at either place. Both
restaurants sell handmade pies, and both make great
crusts. So can't we all just get along?
The fried-pie business seems to be
recession-proof, observes Beaux Fulton, Nancy's
husband. "We just had our largest February
ever," he says.
After a day of sampling gourmet
fried pies in two states, I think I know the reason.
When you're eating a great fried pie, you're fully
engaged. For a few minutes, cares evaporate and life
is good. You just can't get that eating a salad.
Linda Swift is a freelance writer
in Bedford.